you seemed to have found the basement...

but not one of those cool finished basements with a bar and theatre room with the latest in-theatre movie streaming and a popcorn machine at the end of each aisle...

you've found the stank basement where we rollerskate when we're thinking and sweeping spiders into the sump pump because all spiders love water, but we're also in the desert, so let's be real, the sump pump is dry. It makes us feel like the spiders are gone forever.